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Posted 4 days ago
  1. gay guy: *cough*
  2. white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
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Posted 5 days ago

tyleroakley:

glitterweave:

The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy

image

TERRIFYING.

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Posted 5 days ago
kickthebuscus: scraggay: booby trap i swear i tried to scroll past this Zoom

kickthebuscus:

scraggay:

booby trap

i swear i tried to scroll past this

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Posted 5 days ago
  1. me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
  2. me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
  3. me during an exam: alright focus
  4. me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
  5. me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
  6. me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
  7. me during an exam: lol fuck this
  8. me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
  9. me during an exam: oh exam right
  10. me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
  11. me during an exam: i am better than all of you
  12. me during an exam: peasants
  13. me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
  14. me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
  15. me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
  16. me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
  17. me during an exam: was i doing something
  18. me during an exam: right test okay
  19. me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
  20. me during an exam: did we learn this
  21. me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
  22. me during an exam: is that really necessary
  23. me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
  24. me during an exam: i will kill all of you
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Posted 5 days ago

(Source: 60spsychedelia)

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Posted 5 days ago
How have you been lately?
Anonymous asked

I’ve been zapped from this whole year, really, but today was a very good day. I’m very grateful for the people that are in my life.

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Posted 5 days ago
what's something weird about you?
Anonymous asked

I have a collection of 1964 & 1973 Jim Beam Liquor decanters

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Posted 1 week ago
da-ghetto-booteh: Holy fuck UGHHHHH I can’t even Zoom

da-ghetto-booteh:

Holy fuck UGHHHHH I can’t even

(Source: thefreakumbey)

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Posted 1 week ago
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Posted 1 week ago

sanfran:

rachelayne:

sanfran:

why does all the good stuff in life cost so much

I didn’t know happiness and love had a price

calm down gandhi

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Posted 1 week ago
ashbensos: who the fuck designed this though like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH Zoom

ashbensos:

who the fuck designed this though

like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH

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Posted 1 week ago
heyfunniest: It was a social experiment Zoom

heyfunniest:

It was a social experiment

(Source: dylanandcole)

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Posted 1 week ago

oldrockstars:

if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is

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Posted 1 week ago

(Source: danielodowd)

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Posted 1 week ago

(Source: peteneems)

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